Pika v2.1
A realistic brown bear dressed in a black baggy suit and a black shade walks into a US military zone where a ballistic missile was about to be launched. A military officer sees him and told him, "hey, hold it right there". The bear stopped. Then the officer asked him, "what are you doing here?". The bear replied, "I need a flight, a very quick one. I'm sure it won't cost me a dime going with that nuke"