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🎥 [Bigfoot selfie video, wide eyes, whispering excitedly] Bigfoot: “Yo… Yo, I can’t believe this. It’s been, like, seven minutes. Seven minutes! The Yeti’s still under there.” 👀 [Camera pans to a frozen lake hole with bubbles rising. Yeti’s fuzzy outline barely visible underwater.] Bigfoot (back to camera, whispering): “I thought this was just a friendly contest! I already came up, coughed up a pinecone, and he’s still… he’s STILL DOWN THERE. What is this—Yeti lungs?! Someone call Guinness!” 📱 [Bigfoot zooms in on timer app on his giant phone: “07:46 and counting”] Bigfoot: “I swear if he doesn’t come up in the next ten seconds I’m going full lifeguard mode. Ain’t no world record worth losing my icy homie.” 🫣 [Suddenly, Yeti pops up gasping dramatically, throws arms up] Yeti: “WOO! World record, baby! How long was that?!” Bigfoot: “You were legally a popsicle, bro! I was about to start CPR with these hairy mitts!” Cue dramatic music. Cut to a fake news-style graphic: 🌍 “BREAKING: Yeti Smashes Breath-Holding Record, Bigfoot Films the Whole Thing”