Seedance 2.0 Prompt: FORMAT: 15s / Ultra-realistic cinematic comedy / Natural camera movement / Relaxing acoustic guitar and soft forest ambience at the start.
SHOT 1 (0–5s)
Wide cinematic shot. A beautiful red-haired woman sits peacefully against a fallen log in a mountain meadow. Gentle breeze moves her hair. She slowly inhales the fresh mountain air with her eyes closed. Birds chirp softly. Peaceful acoustic music plays.
Dialogue (soft whisper):
Woman: "This is nice..."
SHOT 2 (5–6s)
The relaxing moment is shattered by an absolutely enormous off-screen fart echoing through the meadow. The music abruptly stops.
SHOT 3 (6–8s)
Quick close-up of the woman's face. Her eyes instantly snap open. She slowly turns her head toward the sound with a confused expression.
SHOT 4 (8–12s)
Cut to a medium-wide shot of the treeline. A large brown bear is standing upright about 20 feet away, frozen in embarrassment. One paw holds a roll of toilet paper. The bear awkwardly avoids eye contact for a beat.
SHOT 5 (12–15s)
Slow dramatic zoom toward the bear like it's a serious movie reveal. The bear gives a tiny guilty shrug, raises the toilet paper slightly, and says in a completely calm voice:
Bear: "...My bad."
The woman simply stares in stunned silence as the video ends.