Description: A cartoon of a customer at a café counter. Behind the barista bar are ChatGPT, Bard, and Claude — all wearing aprons and arguing with speech bubbles like: ChatGPT: “Large language latte coming up!” Bard: “Actually, it should be a poetic pour-over.” Claude: “Ethically, I must warn you about the caffeine.” The confused customer just says: “I just wanted a flat white…” and the sign above the counter reads: “AI-coffee shop: now serving confusion hot!”