Seedance 2.0 Prompt: Vertical 9:16 real-film cinematic comedy clip, 15 seconds, realistic live-action sci-fi street scene, funny and sweet, inspired by a comic gag, in English, adults only, no gore, no nudity, no logos, no readable text. Scene: A quiet suburban park path on a sunny afternoon. Green grass, small trees, blue sky, soft clouds, a wooden bench, distant houses blurred in the background, warm natural daylight. The mood is peaceful and ordinary, but absurd because an alien is casually walking a tiny dog. Main character: a tall scary-looking alien creature, humanoid but non-human, about 2 meters tall, glossy dark exoskeleton, long narrow head, sharp-looking teeth, long tail, bony limbs, claw-like hands, biomechanical texture, visually intimidating at first glance but clearly gentle, shy and harmless. It walks carefully, shoulders slightly hunched, holding a thin pink leash with delicate fingers. The alien’s body language is polite and nervous, like someone trying not to scare anyone. Dog: a tiny Chihuahua, very small, brown fur, pink collar, walking confidently ahead of the alien, pulling the leash with ridiculous authority. The Chihuahua looks much more aggressive than the alien, tiny chest forward, ears up, proud walk. Second character: a friendly human woman, adult late 20s, casual green jacket, pink baseball cap, shorts, sneakers, carrying a small shopping bag. She stops on the path, staring at the alien and dog with confused curiosity, not panic. Camera: vertical handheld real-film comedy framing, 35mm lens, shallow depth of field, soft film grain, warm natural colors. Start medium-wide showing alien and Chihuahua entering from left, then slow push-in as the woman reacts. Subtle low angle makes the alien look huge, then tilt down to the tiny dog for the punchline. Timing: 0–4s: Alien walks slowly onto the path with the tiny Chihuahua. The dog pulls hard. The alien gently whispers: “Easy, Princess… please.” 4–8s: Woman stops, eyes wide, looking up at the alien. She nervously says: “Is… is that thing dangerous?” 8–12s: Alien freezes, offended but shy. It looks down at the Chihuahua, then back to her and says softly: “Honestly… only if she dislikes your shoes.” 12–15s: Chihuahua growls at the woman’s sneakers. Alien panics politely, lifts one claw apologetically: “Princess, no.” End on the giant terrifying alien looking embarrassed while the tiny dog acts tough. Sound: birds, light wind, leash jingling, tiny Chihuahua paws on pavement, soft alien breathing, small dog growl, awkward comedic pause, distant suburb ambience. Avoid: horror violence, gore, blood, attacking, nudity, logos, readable text, copyrighted alien designs, cartoon animation, distorted anatomy, extra limbs, changing dog breed, sudden camera jumps.