Gemini Prompt: A deadpan mockumentary tour of county lockup led by a frilly-haired, stone-faced inmate serving time for a crime she describes like she’s reading a grocery list. Alongside an unsettlingly cheerful cellmate, she walks viewers through “luxury accommodations,” “spa amenities,” and the local prison royalty. Every scene blends awkward pauses, bizarre inmate wisdom, and the kind of details you wish you could unhear.